Jays Army

I'm sixteen and I live in Australia. I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. I have a tendency to be cromantic and love taboo stories. Chris Hemsworth and Dylan O'brian are my unhealthy obsessions. 

I'm weird, publicly awkward and a danger to society. Let me just bless you with a couple of incredibly embarrassing moments in my life so far:

 

+ I've thrown up in a car after eating to much pizza, my sister wasn't too pleased as I was wearing her cloths. 

+ Recently I've managed to lock myself between two doors on a train... yeah not the best person to be seen with in public... It wasn't even my fault, seriously public services need to upgrade themselves!

 

+ Oh, and I'll never forget the time my mother drove off without me and this was at school, with everyone watching. And when she did finally comeback, she and my sister had the audacity to laugh... 

+ I once ran through the rain to catch a bus, ever so gracefully. Only to find out that my makeup had run down my face and onto my work cloths... I was a hot effin' mess! 

 

You could say I'm "catastrophe" in human form.